š§” Contrast Mug ā For the Run Leader Who Canāt Be Trusted with Distances, Elevation... or the Truth š§”
Ā For the run leader who says 'last hill' with a straight faceāsip proudly, you magnificent liar!Ā
WARNING: Contents may include coffee, tea, and deep betrayal.
Celebrate your favourite run leader ā you know, the one who says "just a quick 5K" and then casually leads you up Everest with a grin and a Garmin ā with this hilariously honest contrast mug, designed for those lovable fibbers who motivate us, inspire usā¦ and occasionally try to kill us.
Perfect gift from any running club, trail tribe, or cardio cult for that slightly sadistic pace-setter who thinks āundulatingā is a fun surprise and āone more hillā is a lifestyle choice.
š Great for:
šāāļø Run leaders with selective distance memory
ā°ļø Hill hoarders
šŗļø Route designers with a PhD in white lies
ā Mid-run motivation and post-run caffeine therapy
āThanks for motivating us. And almost killing us. Repeatedly.ā
A thoughtful gift that is sure to raise a smile.Ā
Product features
Microwave-safe for easy heating
Dishwasher-safe for hassle-free cleaning
Vibrant colors with crisp printing techniques
Available in two convenient sizes: 11ozĀ
Lead and BPA-free, ensuring safe use
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EU representative: Miles In Ink, helenldavies123@gmail.com, 4 manor Road, Ammanford, Carmarthenshire, WLS, Sa18 3AP, GB
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
