Product Description:
🏃♂️ 50% Athlete. 50% Unhinged.
Ingredients: One part grit, one part madness. Shake well.
For the runner who treats “rest day” like a four-letter word and wears missing toenails like military medals — this is their shirt.
Introducing the ultimate Gildan 5000 t-shirt for endurance athletes who:
Check the weather like it’s a stock market report 🌦️
Think “just one more mile” is a reasonable idea at mile 19 🧠
Consider pain a love language ❤️🔥
Battle demons and Strava segments simultaneously 👿📈
This hilarious mock-ingredient list breaks down the real recipe behind every runner: equal parts determination, competitiveness, emotional baggage, and unhinged mental energy.
Perfect for chasing PBs or just running from their feelings, this unisex t-shirt has their back — even if the support crew left hours ago (emotionally or literally).
Caution: May cause laughter, recognition, and an irresistible urge to sign up for another race "just for fun."
It's durable, comfy, and breathable enough to handle long runs, ugly cries and post-race beer garden therapy
A great gift, certain to raise a smile.
