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Funny Triathlon T-Shirt | Ironman Gift | 2.4 Mile Swim, 112 Mile Cycle, 26.2 Mile Run – WTF?! |Unisex T-shirt for Triathletes.
Funny Triathlon T-Shirt | Ironman Gift | 2.4 Mile Swim, 112 Mile Cycle, 26.2 Mile Run – WTF?! |Unisex T-shirt for Triathletes.
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🏊♂️🚴♀️🏃♂️ Looking for a Unique, Hilarious Gift for Your Favourite Triathlete?
Be the One to Make Them Laugh Out Loud! 😅🎁
📄 Product Description
What do 2.4 miles of swimming, 112 miles of cycling, and 26.2 miles of running have in common? A complete disregard for sanity – and probably this shirt.
Printed on the ultra-comfy Gildan Unisex Cotton Tee, this shirt is made for those who like their cardio long and their humour longer. Perfect for Ironman warriors, triathlon addicts, or that one friend who thinks a marathon is just a warm-up. Whether you're crossing the finish line, spectating with a cowbell, or recovering with a beer and a foam roller, this shirt says what every triathlete is really thinking:
WHAT THE F*CK?
🎁 Makes a great gift for:
Triathletes with a twisted sense of humour.
Ironman finishers (or survivors).
Friends training for their next "fun" race.
Anyone who knows what it means to cry in a wetsuit.
👕 Product Highlights:
Gildan 100% cotton tee – soft, breathable, durable.
Unisex fit – great for all body types and egos.
Bold, funny design that gets laughs and nods.
Available in multiple sizes and colours.
💡 Pro tip: Pair it with energy gels and sarcasm for best results.
👕Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.
- Seamless tubular knit reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance.
- Ribbed collar retains shape for lasting wear.
- Soft, strong fabric ideal for vibrant prints; natural colour features unique flecks.
- Ethically made with US cotton, ensuring comfort and quality.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: Miles In Ink, helenldavies123@gmail.com, 4 manor Road, Ammanford, Carmarthenshire, WLS, Sa18 3AP, GB
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean









