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🍷 Funny Runner T-Shirt – The Ballot Button Incident T-shirt

Looking for a unique runner gift? Be the person who makes your runner laugh out loud. Give them this hilarious t-shirt. Or maybe this person is you?

You had one job. Just one. To scroll past the “Enter Marathon Ballot” button after a cheeky bottle (or two) of vino. 🍷💻
But nooo… drunk you had big dreams. Sober you? Now sobbing into a tub of Sudocrem, wondering why the hell you're running 20 miles in freezing sideways rain on a Sunday morning. 😩💨

This hilariously relatable t-shirt is for every runner who's ever made a questionable life choice with a wine glass in one hand and a credit card in the other. 🙃

💬 Why You NEED This T-shirt.

Soft style Comfort – As soft as your willpower when that ballot confirmation email hits.

Unisex Fit – Perfect for any regretful runner, whether you glide or groan your way through.

Conversation Starter – Fellow masochists—err, marathoners—will nod in solidarity.

Cautionary Reminder – Wear it while sipping wine… as a warning to future you. 🍷👕

💭 Side Effects May Include:

Flashbacks of lost toenails and gels that tasted like regret.

Sudden phantom chafing just thinking about your next long run.

Laughter from friends who didn’t enter and are warm, dry, and smug.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud.
And maybe—just maybe—don’t open the wine when the next ballot opens.
(But let’s be honest… see you at the start line 😅)