Unique Running Gift | Triathlete Gift |Don’t f**king drown | Funny, Sweary, Motivational T-Shirt | IRONMAN weekend!

Looking for a unique running gift or amusing way to support the triathlete in your life? Read on:

📝 Product Description:

You're not just a spectator — you're a walking billboard of fear-based motivation and aggressively affectionate insults.

This isn’t a shirt. This is a psychological intervention for the Ironman competitor who’s been carb-loading, gear-fiddling, and humble-bragging for three straight months. It’s loud. It’s rude. And it’s exactly what they need when they start questioning all their life choices halfway through the bike leg.

Because when they’re flailing in open water like a caffeinated sea otter or wobbling through T2 like a baby deer on ketamine, what they really need isn’t cowbells or polite encouragement. They need this shirt. A screaming declaration that drowning is not an option, crashing is for amateurs, and if they fall, you will post it.

💥 Best worn by:

Supporters who think compassion is overrated

Friends who agreed to “help out” and are now emotionally invested in finishing this war

Partners who’ve endured months of foam rollers and protein farts — it’s your moment now

Anyone ready to cheer and heckle with equal intensity

👕 Product Features

Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to maintain shape (so it won’t collapse under the weight of your sarcasm)

Tubular knit design reduces fabric waste (unlike your runner’s wasted potential if they quit now)

Highly elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape (even when you’re yelling across barricades)

Made from strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing blunt motivational threats

Ethically sourced US cotton

🧺 CARE

Do not iron

Do not dry clean

Machine wash: cold

Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: Miles In Ink, helenldavies123@gmail.com, 4 manor Road, Ammanford, Carmarthenshire, WLS, Sa18 3AP, GB

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean