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"Warning Marathon Runner in Training T-Shirt: Tired Legs. Short Fuse. Probably Hungry. Approach with Caution… or Carbs".

"Warning Marathon Runner in Training T-Shirt: Tired Legs. Short Fuse. Probably Hungry. Approach with Caution… or Carbs".

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🚧 WARNING: MARATHON RUNNER IN TRAINING! 🚧

Tired Legs. Short Fuse. Probably Hungry. Approach with Caution… or Carbs. 🍕🥯🍌

Introducing the only t-shirt brave enough to say what every marathon runner really means. 
They're not mad at you. They're just glycogen-depleted - even so, it's best they come with a warning!

Whether your marathon runner is pounding pavements, carb-loading like it's an Olympic sport, or threatening strangers for eating the last banana, this shirt may raise a smile..

💥 WHY THIS TEE:

Unisex fit – Because runners come in all shapes, sizes, and varying states of rage.

Colour variety – Just like gels, the more colours the better (but none taste like watermelon... sorry).

100% cotton comfort – Soft enough to nap in between training runs and mental breakdowns.

Eye-catching slogan – Warns innocent bystanders before anyone snaps over a dropped protein bar.

Ideal gift – For the runner in your life who’s one “how’s training going?” away from breaking.

🧠 Perfect for:

Runners with a sense of humour (and a deep fear of hills)

Long run days where that leaves even the most committed runner hanging on by a GU packet

Pre-race jitters and post-run pub sessions

Passive-aggressively warning housemates that now is NOT the time

 


👟 Get yours now and speak your truth — one sarcastic slogan at a time.
Because nothing says “I’m emotionally unstable but determined” like a shirt that does the warning for you.

 

* Not actually proven. But trust us, it’s a vibe.

 



EU representative: Miles In Ink, helenldavies123@gmail.com, 4 manor Road, Ammanford, Carmarthenshire, WLS, Sa18 3AP, GB

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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